http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/17/international/asia/17SPOO.html?searchpv=nytToday

Nuclear scare started when London Times reported:
"For whatever other dark business may have occurred in the Al Qaeda safe
houses in Kabul, a lot of time and effort had been devoted within them to
researching the creation of an atomic device."

The document was not quite so chilling a display of nuclear knowledge as
The Times might have believed. The next paragraph in the parody reads, 
"In next month's column, we will learn how to clone your neighbor's 
wife in six easy steps."